Page One I have 1 thing to say about Mr. Juice today............He keeps blabing on and on about NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!! SOS!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!! He's talking!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Page Two Bla!Bla!Bla! Gab!Gab!Gab! That is all I can hear from the mouth of the one and only......JUICE!!!!
Page Three HHHHHHHEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!!! He is talking!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Get me out of here!!!!! Now!!!! It is killing me!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Page Four Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Page Five Da Da Da.............yada yada yada..........blaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Mr .Juice is in the classroom!!!!!!
Page six Mr. Juice a dork!!!!!!!!!!!!
Page Seven Snoring.........................Snoring.......................Boring.................Snoring...............................
Boring.....................BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Page Eight Today we had another test............... and guess what it was about......IT WAS ABOUT GRASS!!! CAN YOU BELIVE IT???? GRASS!!!!! WHAT KIND OF A TEACHER MAKES KIDS TAKE A TEST ABOUT GRASS???!!! THE ONLY THINGS I KNOW ABOUT GRASS IS THAT IT IS GREEN AND COVERS YOUR LAWN!!!! A TEST..................ABOUT GRASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Page Nine I got my test back.........He gave m an F!!!!!! He said something about me not talking about grass in a scientific way!!!! I talked about the basics!!!!! Doesn't that count for something?????!!! Scientific way my foot!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Page Ten Mr. Juice got me sick!! OH...................So dizzy..........Got to lay down........I....Hate.Mr. Welch!!
KACHOOOOO!!!
Page Eleven Welch is gatting married to Ms. Cornille!!!!!! Can you believe that!!!!?????
Page Twelve Welch is having a boy!!!! Awwwwwwwwwww so cute!!! I love his name.... Owen! But..... How can a baby so cute be related to some one so ugly as Mr. Welch!! Me, Timmy, and Kita get to baby sit him!!!!!!!!!! P. S. We can trash his house!!!!
Page Thirteen OK........ I was baby sitting Owen (he was born!!!). He looked soooooo cute!!! Then.... HE GOT A CHAIN SAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where did he get the chain saw?????!!!!
Page Fourteen Welch is making me real mad.........Ok first, he gave me an F in science! I hate that class soooo much! Second, his son tried to kill me.... again!!! Third, he went into my house and stole all of my homework that I was going to give him the next day!!! Talk about stalking!!!!