Page One Today Chibi had a party and punched me in the face. Why can't that girl give me a darn brake???????? I mean...... come on!!!!!!! I'm hip. I'm cool. I'm groovy. I'm......uh.....will some one please take Chibi away?????!!!!!! Come on!!!!!! I have to deal with her 5 days a week!!!!!! Someone take her from my class NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Page Two Chibi!!!!!!!! That is all I said today!!!! Chibi you got an F...Chibi Stop that...Chibi eat your vegetables......WHAT IS NEXT!!
Page Three Today I was having a relaxing lunch with Ms. Cornille. When all of a sudden...... an airplane comes out of the sky, hits me in the head, sends my head into the bowl of soup I was eating, and splashes the soup all over her!!!! And it was Chibi's toy airplane!!!!!!!
Page Four I was having dinner at the new Mexican restaurant when all of a sudden.........I see Ms. Cornille !!!!
She came over and sat at my table!!!!!!!!! It was the best thing that ever happened to me!!!! Well I was surprised that she came over.......Because the day before I got soup all over her because of Chibi......Any way she sat down and we talked a bit. The the waiter came over with our food. He had a beard, he was tall, and he wore a Mexican hat. Well as it turned out.............the waiter was really Chibi!!!!!!!!!! She put lots of pepper in my food and I am allergic to pepper. So I take a bite of my food then all of a sudden..........little red dots appeared on my face. Ms. Cornille ran away screaming.............Chibi was outside laughing...........I hate her!!!!!!!!!
Page Five This is all I can say today..................I HATE CHIBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Page six Today I gave the class a test..........About grass!!!! That is the most funniest test I ever gave out!!! A get this........It was on open response test!!! HA! HA! Take a looke at what chibi wrote!!! (GO TO PAGE SEVEN)
Page seven ''Grass is green and it covers your lawn.'' That is all she wrote!!! I'm giving her an F because she did not talk about grass in a scientific way!!!!!!
Page Eight I was soooo sick yesterday!! But I went to teach the class anyway. I think I got Chibi sick. She didn't show up to class today!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Page Nine I am getting MARRIED TO Ms. Cornille!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Page Ten It has been a few months since the wedding........ And now I am proud to say that my wife and I are having a son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! His name will be Owen. The doctor said that he will be born in 1 week!!!! I can't wait!!!! But Chibi, Timmy, and Kita have to baby sit Owen......................... They better do a good job!!!!!
Page Eleven I stole Chibi's homework!!! Now I can give her an F in each class!! I hate Chibi sooo much!! I gave Owen Chibi's homework.... He took his chain saw and ripped it up!! I gave him the chain saw....MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!